The Hobsons Choice Affair Chapter 26
by Rari



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A door opened and Illya was pushed inside a room. The first thing he saw was Napoleon on a chair, Angelique curled up on his lap, as if she belonged there. He felt an irrational surge of betrayal like a knife wound to his heart.

Then he took a second look. Saw the scratches on Napoleon's neck, the bruises on his face, the ropes around his hands, and the mute appeal in his eyes. And he saw the dark amusement in Angelique's eyes. Like a pendulum his emotions swung into proprietary rage.

The gun at his back prodded him to take a stumbling step further into the room. Illya turned and glared at Ryan. Ryan sneered back at him. "I brought you a present, Angelique."

Angelique got up off Napoleon's lap and sauntered over to Illya, her hips swaying enticingly, sure of her power to arouse a man, especially this man.

Illya was willing to play the role of captive audience, at least until he was sure Napoleon was safe. One eye on Angelique, he risked a quick look at Napoleon. What he saw made his heart sink. Napoleon was shaking off the ropes, slowly rising from his chair, a predatory look on his face as he watched Angelique walk toward Illya. He knew that Napoleon was about to do something phenomenally stupid. Brave, but stupid. It seemed to be his mark in trade.

As Angelique ran a hand down Illya's chest, her fingers dancing down to his belt and then beyond to lightly caress his crotch, Illya tried to send a warning to Napoleon with his eyes, begging him to sit down, that he needed to leave the spy work to the spies. He wasn't in the least surprised when Napoleon ignored him, reaching to pick up a heavy statue d'art from the coffee table.

Illya wondered what Ryan was doing that he seemed oblivious to Napoleon's behavior. He turned his head quickly and saw that Ryan was staring at Angelique, anger turning his face an unpleasant shade of red.

He only had seconds to act. Not willing to risk Napoleon being shot by Ryan, Illya decided there was no time like the present to use the weapon he'd been handed. He gifted Angelique with a smile full of blatant invitation, while his eyes glowered another warning glare at Napoleon.

Illya made his voice husky. "I'm guessing Ryan hasn't shared his plans for me with you?" Even as Angelique was still caressing his quiescent penis, trying to elicit a response, Illya backed into Ryan, teasingly pressing his ass against Ryan's crotch.

The man still had a partial erection, and, as Illya had hoped, he instinctively pushed toward Illya, a low moan escaping his lips.

Angelique's eyes widened and then narrowed as she took in the look of desire on Ryan's face. Her voice throbbed with danger. "Nobody touches him but me. Nobody!"

Illya pressed back again, rubbing his ass enticingly across the hardening shaft behind him.

Ryan's arm shot around Illya's waist, trying to keep him in place, his libido and desire for the Russian making him forget who it was he was displeasing. "I'll touch whoever I please. I don't work for you, Angelique."

Napoleon watched Illya, equal parts confused and mad as hell. He was also humiliated that he'd come here to keep Illya safe, and somehow, here was Illya, trying to keep him safe. Napoleon had a prescient moment, seeing the years ahead filled with this dance between he and Illya, saving each other, pushing each other out of the line of fire.

As he saw the crazed look in Angelique's eyes, Napoleon began to guess what Illya's plan was. The man's audacity was astonishing. Napoleon stayed loose on his feet, wanting to be ready for anything, his fingers still tight around the statue, just in case.

Angelique let out a hiss of displeasure and her hand flew through the air, leaving a trail of red scratches on Ryan's face. "He's mine."

"You bitch!" Ryan pulled Illya to his side, and aimed his gun at Angelique.

Angelique ignored the gun, and grabbed Illya's arm, yanking him away from Ryan with a ferocity that surprised even Illya.

Illya stumbled past Angelique and landed right in Napoleon's arms. Which was right where Napoleon wanted him. Glancing up, and seeing that the catfight between Angelique and Ryan was just getting started, Napoleon wasted no time in pulling Illya toward the door.

Illya found his feet, and fully cooperating, raced Napoleon out the door and down the hall. He needed to get Napoleon to safety. Then he could track down Ryan and find out what the hell was going on and who was ultimately behind all the deaths. Ryan didn't have the brains or the resources to be the mastermind for a plan of this magnitude.

As they sprinted for the door at the end of the hallway, Napoleon glanced at Illya. "By the way, is there anyone you've slept with who isn't a psychopathic killer?"

Not correcting Napoleon's mistaken impression about Ryan, Illya retorted back, "How have you survived so long being this stupid?"

Napoleon frowned at him, his tone insulted, as he reached for the doorknob. "I beg your pardon. I am not stupid; I'm lucky. Lucky." He annunciated the word carefully. "There's a big difference." He turned the knob.


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